Old Daily Fart:
This where I put the old shit.

WOW[6:39 PM EST]...

    Updated the sound section with a new file called pressure.mp3. The name says it all. It was written, produced, directed, and farted by ralf. 

Faster Than a Speeding Urnal[6:32 PM EST]...

    Updated AskCote.

Street Hawk![5:45 PM EST]...

    Send a question to AskCote. I've got a surprise for all IE users on the confirmation page.

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