Sounds of Farts:
Here are just a few sounds of farts. Have fun!
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File Name |
Size |
Created | Uploaded |
Comment |
| fart1.wav | 46KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Typical fart in a microphone job |
| fart2.wav | 70KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Chunks on mic |
| fart3.wav | 61KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Aardvark sniffing a mic |
| fart4.wav | 51KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Harley Davidson fart |
| fart5.wav | 48KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Jello running down leg |
| fart6.wav | 70KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | two words: Rice Rrispies |
| fart7.wav | 114KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Angry fart |
| fart8.wav | 53KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Normal blast |
| fart9.wav | 50KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Slight feedback |
| fart11.wav | 110KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | A mouse on a motorcycle |
| fart12.wav | 53KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | This microphone is toast |
| fart13.wav | 82KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | This little kid thinks it's funny |
| fart14.wav | 36KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Trumpet fart |
| fart15.wav | 83KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | No more shorts for this guy |
| fart16.wav | 113KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Not so silent, but deadly |
| fart17.wav | 114KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Some kind of Canadian mating call |
| fart18.wav | 106KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | chunks everywhere |
| fart19.wav | 111KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | double pump fart |
| fart20.wav | 88KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Hybrid fart blast |
| fart21.wav | 91KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | new form of communication |
| fart22.wav | 112KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | To the point |
| fart23.wav | 98KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | brownie shorts |
| fart24.wav | 44KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Screaming anus |
| fart25.wav | 70KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Screaming baby |
| fart26.wav | 64KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Bill Clinton |
| fart27.wav | 118KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Evacuation |
| fart28.wav | 40KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Crushed walnut |
| fart29.wav | 84KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | squeaky shoe |
| fart30.wav | 113KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | pot amplification |
| fart31.wav | 99KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | dog fart |
| fart32.wav | 75KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | S.O.S. |
| fart33.wav | 80KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Alf Fart |
| fart34.wav | 108KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Rolf Salstad |
| fart35.wav | 119KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | "Bite the big one", he says. |
| fart36.wav | 78KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Popcorn |
| fart37.wav | 63KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Baby falling from building, smash on ground |
| fart38.wav | 91KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Child Discovers Farting |
| fart39.wav | 105KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | French kid farts, speaks too |
| fart40.wav | 60KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Barbara Walters |
| fart41.wav | 7KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Speed fart |
| 116KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Poor little Bee | |
| fart43.wav | 39KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Drive by farting |
| fart44.wav | 67KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Horn fart |
| fart45.wav | 108KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | LONG FART |
| fart46.wav | 68KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Atari Game Fart |
| fart47.wav | 50KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Ass=too close to mic |
| fart48.wav | 4KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Cocaine fart |
| fart49.wav | 50KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Painful sounding |
| fart50.wav | 37KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Played like a fine instrument |
| fart51.wav | 35KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Nintendo game fart |
| fart52.wav | 9KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Pig |
| fart53.wav | 29KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Typical squeak |
| fart54.wav | 24KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Unidentified sounding object USO |
| fart55.wav | 41KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Garbage bag fart |
| fart56.wav | 17KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Fart in a cave fart |
| fart57.wav | 73KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Dingle Berry juice |
| fart58.wav | 94KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Eddie Murphy |
| fart59.wav | 19KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | cartoon fart |
| fart60.wav | 103KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Bubble fart w/ juice |
| fart61.wav | 61KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Time to make the doughnuts |
| fart62.wav | 53KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Machine gun fart |
| fart63.wav | 107KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Long fart part 2 |
| fart64.wav | 41KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Mel Gibson/ Patriot |
| fart65.wav | 118KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | 8 people farting at one |
| fart66.wav | 108KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | oh man, leg driblets |
| fart67.wav | 76KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Cow fart |
| fart68.wav | 38KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Browned pants |
| fart69.wav | 106KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Coke Can fart |
| fart70.wav | 114KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Breathing on mic fart |
| fart71.wav | 118KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Windows Ding.wav |
| fart72.wav | 73KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Ripping cardboard |
| fart73.wav | 118KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | whoopee pie |
| fart74.wav | 96KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | LONG FART part 3 |
| fart75.wav | 36KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Person engaging his weapon |
| fart76.wav | 102KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Whale fart, yep, it's a whale |
| fart77.wav | 81KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Double take |
| fart78.wav | 12KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Alarm! |
| fart79.wav | 57KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Rumble in my pants |
| fart80.wav | 71KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Conversation fart |
| fart81.wav | 91KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Oh Dam, here it comes... |
| fart82.wav | 14KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Shotgun |
| fart83.wav | 79KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Mustard Bottle Going empty fart |
| fart84.wav | 75KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Brown Panties |
| fart85.wav | 75KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Stepped on a squeaky doggie toy |
| fart86.wav | 76KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | 600cc 4 stroke |
| fart87.wav | 92KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Newborn |
| fart88.wav | 14KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Zebra FART? |
| fart89.wav | 31KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Ford Model T Horn |
| fart90.wav | 108KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | High quality fart |
| fart91.wav | 1KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Motorcycle going by @ 800MPH |
| fart92.wav | 88KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Chilli=dropped |
| fart93.wav | 10KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Duck |
| fart94.wav | 82KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Typewriter fart |
| fart95.wav | 231KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Present for Vic |
| fart96.wav | 105KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | This one had to stink |
| fart97.wav | 28KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Swing Dance Fart |
| fart99.wav | 100KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Pamala Anderson fart |
| fart100.wav | 67KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Bob Marley Fart |
| fart101.wav | 17KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Chunks |
| fart102.wav | 100KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Mic placed in toilet |
| fart103.wav | 49KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Twins! |
| fart104.wav | 45KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Cracking a walnut |
| fart105.wav | 94KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Kid tortures a snail |
| fart106.wav | 70KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Pre-Atari fart |
| fart107.wav | 45KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | farting in a tin can |
| fart108.wav | 21KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Short and sweat |
| fart109.wav | 96KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | This dude ate WOW chips |
| fart110.wav | 78KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | AM radio fart |
| fart111.wav | 35KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Hemorrhoid fart |
| fart112.wav | 64KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Candy Corn dingle |
| fart113.wav | 2KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Barking spider |
| fart114.wav | 49KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | THIS IS WET! |
| fart115.wav | 81KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Butt burp |
| fart116.wav | 35KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | German Fart |
| fart117.wav | 27KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Pepto Fart |
| fart118.wav | 31KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | I have no clue, sounds like Tiger Woods |
| fart119.wav | 55KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Nice and long |
| fart120.wav | 42KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Monkey Mating call? |
| fart121.wav | 19KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Stero Fart on 8 track |
| fart122.wav | 17KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Tiger |
| fart123.wav | 71KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Serious Undie Troubles |
| fart124.wav | 17KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | This is not funny |
| fart125.wav | 90KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Nice combo fart |
| fart126.wav | 5KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | I stepped on a bug |
| fart127.wav | 62KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Nice left to right fade fart |
| fart128.wav | 88KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Is there a chief in the Building? |
| fart129.wav | 53KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Thunder buns |
| fart130.wav | 73KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Japanese fart |
| fart131.wav | 4KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Brown log fart streamer |
| fart132.wav | 54KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Cave echo fart |
| fart133.wav | 28KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Caged mouse |
| fart134.wav | 72KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Oh My Brown leg |
| fart135.wav | 40KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Broken Wind |
| fart136.wav | 31KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | FartGun |
| fart137.wav | 44KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | My friend Christian's fart |
| fart138.wav | 63KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Elephant fart |
| fart139.wav | 72KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | This is a classic wet fart |
| fart140.wav | 93KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Stepping on a pickel |
| fart141.wav | 86KB | 07/24/00 | 07/24/00 | Gazelle |
| sam.wav | 72KB | 07/02/00 | 07/02/00 | I laugh so hard when I hear this. |
| bigjay.wav | 92KB | 07/02/00 | 07/02/00 | Yeeee HAW! |
| jeremy.wav | 56KB | 07/02/00 | 07/02/00 | A fart |
| melbourn.wav | 100KB | 07/02/00 | 07/02/00 | Toilet Amplification! |
Here are some recordings of me and other miscellaneous files in MP3 format... Some stink like farts...Some sound like a mouse on a motorcycle...
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File Name |
Size |
Created | Uploaded |
Comment |
| thecotecong.mp3 | 2.21MB | 07/22/00 | 07/22/00 | A little mixing from JB. Very Big. |
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553KB |
05/20/00 | 05/20/00 |
Scratching from JB |
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119KB |
3/19/00 | 03/19/00 |
Pee-pee |
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491KB |
2/28/00 | 02/29/00 |
Watching someone take a shit... |
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238KB |
2/14/00 | 02/16/00 | ||
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320 KB |
6/30/99 | 01/30/00 |
The meaning of life for some... |
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95 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
Lesson 1: How to blow your nose on a mic... |
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251 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
Spazfest 99! |
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252 KB |
6/30/99 | 01/30/00 |
New York style... |
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394 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 | ||
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62 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
A little dingle berry jingle... |
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134 KB |
6/30/99 | 01/30/00 |
Watch your step... |
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155 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
The Breakfast Club |
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409 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
The edited version... |
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160 KB |
6/30/99 | 01/30/00 |
Better than most... |
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47 KB |
6/30/99 | 01/30/00 |
Where's my green card Elvis?!?! |
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188 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
New England ina house! |
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304 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 |
Nostril Rap |
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264 KB |
3/13/99 | 01/30/00 | ||
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72 KB |
6/30/99 | 01/30/00 |
I just shit my pants |