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Wednesday, February 16, 2000

Real News[11:41 PM EST]...

    Intel confirms the inevitable:

"Pat Gelsinger, vice president and general manager of Intel's desktop products group, said in a speech that Windows 2000 requires up to 250 more megahertz of chip power for performance equivalent to Windows 98 or the corporate Windows NT."

Thanks Roley.

Killing Two Birds With One Fart[11:28 PM EST]...

    I updated AskCote.

Fart Loving Up 25% This Year[11:11 PM EST]...

    It looks like farts are becoming more and more popular everyday. I'd like to take this time for a moment of silence to pay tribute to our long lost farts we have all had to part with in our lives. They were all so individually special to us. As in snow flakes, each fart is unique and different from each other. Check out this screenshot off the Shugashack:

 

New band forming in Rochester Massachusetts[11:02 PM EST]...

    Roley busted out the 4 track and remixed the Chu Chu Rocket commercial with his skills-o-plenty in the sound section. I broke through to level 25 and spanked that bitch on the Heineken.

GCS happenings Part 2[10:54 PM EST]...

    It's gonna hurt in the morning....

death rider [to cote]: call me fuckface
cote [to death rider]: fuckface
GCS Happenings[10:49 PM EST]...

    We were partying like it was 1997....

[+] Gas Meter has connected.
cote says, "it's a party in here"
Gas Meter blows a noise maker
cote claps
Gas Meter does the macarena
cote does the eletric slide.
The Web Found the On-line Web[10:46 PM EST]...

    Fixed the creation dates on my mp3's in the sound section. The net is online.

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