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My butt is bouncing[12:16 PM EST]...

    Updated AskCote.

My dingle is brown[11:27 PM EST]...

    I think we can all relate to this one...www.planetquake.com

    "...On to the point.  Once dinner is done and people begin to disperse, a few of us are loitering in front of the restaurant (on the sidewalk in downtown).  I've been not feeling too well that day, in a way that will become clear momentarily.  While chatting up Grandma politely, I feel that I must pass a small amount of gas.  I cautiously do so, only to my utter horror, it is so not gas.  Some nice, stinky gravy is deposited in my khaki shorts, worn that day without underwear for God knows what reason, runs down my left leg, and forms a puddle roughly 6 inches in diameter at my feet.  I look Grandma straight in the face, and in my consternation, inform her, "I just SHIT my FUCKING pants!!"..."

GCS happenings[11:06 PM EST]...

    Roley says, "Little was meowing at my feet, so I started patting her back near her butt and she kept meowing and meowing  and it was all "meah ahaha ha ah aha ha ha haha ha ah owoo wowo wo wow" from patting"
Roley says, "totally like she was doing it on purpose"
Ralf [to Roley]: wow

Roley [Ralf]: shut up
*Alternate names are used to conceal identities.

Life is great[11:05 PM EST]...

    Today I farted and played some Doom with Toilet. The net is vast.

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