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The Force is in All of Us[9:05 PM EST]...

I updated AskCote:

Fartmaster writes...
    In regards to Hoonis's question, it is possible to have 2 buttholes. It happened to my mother, she was born with one, and acquired another when she married my father..

Mark writes...
    WHAT IS THE BEST FART FOOD?

Money writes...
    how come u will never hear a girl fart or talk about fart like guys do?

DINGLE![8:34 PM EST]...

    It's been a while since I last update. No worries please. A well aged fart is like a fine wine. Be sure to fill out this survey: http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/jacosurveys/survey.htm Your butt will thank you. Check out this comic too: http://www.bifcomix.com It's called, "Methane Man". Oh yes, It smells too! Be Kool Fart In school! Audi!

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