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Grundle writes... (or mike at work)
If I wipe my ass 3 times and there's still chunks on the paper, am I in big trouble?

Dominic Abbatiello writes..
Do girls fart? And if they do send me a picture of one who farts alot & likes it.

Mr. Buckley writes..
Mr. Cote, I worked with you when we were NYNEX. This is Mr. Buckleyfart. I have a question regarding ignition and fart/antifart. To what degree would you burn the inside of your rectum if you were to light a fart and then turn to an antifart conversion, in effect, breathing? Have you ever heard of anyone successfully performing this phenomenon? Any (excuse me guy, I just FARTED) insight (oops, i did it again) would be greatly (gotta go wipe) appreciated. Thanks, and happy flatulence.

 

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