Old Daily Fart:
This where I put the old shit.

Antifart of the Day...

Field of Dreams

or

Tripping on Shrooms

Lights Off![11:21 PM EST]...

    I found some funny shit at crazycalls.com:

http://crazycalls.com/flowershop.ram

http://crazycalls.com/scoobysnack.ram

http://crazycalls.com/recordstore.ram

    I also see that Yellow Dog updated with an article written by me on the antifart:

http://www.ydog.net/July00/yellow13.html

    I did a HUGE updated on AskCote:

Cornelius Hornblende, III writes...

    What is your preferred pronunciation of the word fart? Do you like the traditional fart or the northeastern faht?
Quincybunny writes...

    I've noticed since i moved that my farts are more explosive & smell way worse than rochester farts, do you think it's the water in my new town?
Spyke Li writes...

    Helo. I am a firm disbeliever in your site of farts. I think your site hides the truth about people of non-white color or ethnic origin and their role in farting and the passing of gas. The truth? The white man glorifies his flatulence and the smell his ass hole creates, while suppressing the odors of others and historically silencing the vibration of cheeks. FIGHT THE POOER! Sincerely, fuck you dick face.
Mike writes...

    What's Your Favorite KiSS song?

Hoonis writes...

    Is it possible to have more than one butthole?

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