Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Standley Spadowski writes...

    If you were travelling in outer space and you were going real fast, like the speed of light, and you screamed real loud, do you think your head would explode?

AskCote responds...

    Absolutly not. When I travel at the speed of light and scream real loud, I normally fart. My butt does the hum hum dance. I use a PPU2812 to travel to Pluto(the toilet). Chilli NE1?

Sloppy Splatter writes...

    Oh grandblaster cote, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

AskCote responds...

    Neither, zero is better than nothing.

Coughfeet(t=silent) writes...

    I have a gas problem. Every morning I have a lot of stinky farts. If I drink coffee, they smell even worse. My chair at my desk smells like shit. If you put your nose right down on it, it smells like burnt stink caked into the fabric. I don't know if other people in the office can smell it, I think they are mostly far enough away to escape, but there have been occasions of a fart lingering when someone comes over to talk to me about something. I could smell it, so I know they must have. You might think I am asking yuou for advice on how I can stop my farts or at least contain them. But I'm not. I'm just letting you know that I have stinky morning farts.

AskCote responds...

    I applaude your ass for all of it's short comings. I still use a BETA VCR. VHS never did if for me.

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