Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Rollie writes...

    If someone farts but there is no one there to smell it, does it stink? Thank you for your answer in advance. (excuse me, I just farted!)
AskCote responds...

    You're excused. The answer is... [drum roll]...[bum roll]... Yes. All farts smells. It's all relative to the individual's sense of smell. As a matter of fact, I won the Gold Medal at the Olympics in fart smelling this year. I was able to smell a fart from space. It was just coincidental that there was a NASA shuttle mission going on at the same time. When asked if he [Terrence W. Wilcutt] thought it was possible to smell a fart on earth from space he replied, "Frankly, Mr. Cote has mad skills. I want to be like him when I grow up."

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