Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Rail Bitch writes...

    I want to watch myself rail everybody. Do I have a butt problem?

AskCote responds...

    I can smell your bottom from a mile away. You think just because it's PH balanced for woman you can use the pink toilet paper. Well think again! This is the real world buddy. If you use a rail gun in public you could poke someone's eye out. My butt stinks fine btw. I use white toilet paper on my rj45 jack.

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