Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Donkey Fuckburger writes...

    Did you get your fucking new monitor yet?  Wtf is up with that shit, knucklebucket?

    Yes, I have received my new monitor. It smells like fucking shit. Did I tell you that I like to fart? I like to fart. Most people take farts for granted. I don't. I am thankful for my anus. I pass gas like I'm breathing. I like my stray pixel on my 9 billion dollar monitor. E3 4 EVA!@#! 

Squinty Bum writes...

    Why do doggies smell each other's bum bums?

    Dogs are not stupid animals. They know what's going on. They have the ability to distinguish people/dogs by their fart odor. Here's a crazy fact for you that I ripped off Yahoo: "If people had the same sense of smell as dogs do than their asses would be larger than small pebbles under toilets". I don't know what this mean, but you can use your imagination. I doodoo. FACT: I CAN RAISE THE HUMIDITY IN A ROOM JUST BY FARTING. Call me G-skills LUva. Shit out. 

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