Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Skids writes...

    Do your coworkers mind your oderific eminations?And should i care about my coworkers opinions?

    Do fat girls like ice cream? Do unconscious people speak? My coworkers enjoy becoming unconscious by my foul blasts. I render my farts like a vender. I disrespect those who must surrender. I bust mad rhymes like it was September. Call me G FUNK SKILLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ rhymes Deluxe II. Step off the stage and pass the toilet, cause I'm about to blast my air in your face. On to your second question... I would recommend using some form of black mail on all of your co-workers. In that case, it doesn't matter what they think of you, cause you got dirt on them. If you can't get any dirt, then use mud. I can render and average male of 678.1 pounds unconscious for 12 minutes with a standard air death cloud without the use of standard KL576 chili. Audi 5000. 

Roley Chulupa writes...

    Hey-fartsmeller,your website STINKS.

    This website doesn't stink. This website fucking stinks like fucking shit. (editors note: I shit my pants when I typed that) OU812? ICUP!

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