Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Jack Burton writes...

    Where you at?  In New England...  Biatch.

    This sums it up perfectly. More specifically, I live in South Central Los Rochesterury. Sometimes I use food when I eat.

Bunny writes...

    Why does the company i work for suck so bad? Is it because my farts are loud & stinky?

    This depends on whether or not you like loud and stinky farts. If you like'em loud, then be proud. If you like'em stinky, then be sure to use your pinky. If you hate'em loud, then shut the fuck up. If you hate'em stinky, then make my fucking sandwich! Get the point poop head plopper? Learn to love thy anal blast! If you can't take the stink, get out of the sewer. 

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