Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Luke writes...

    How do I get my cd burner to not suck so much?

    This is an interesting question. It can be interpreted differently if you are from Germany. In the german language the word burner means fart. Your entire question can be reevaluated in German as follows:

Why do I love to fart and smell it, goodentaug!

Simple, humans have asses and noses. We have to use em. If we didn't have asses we would explode. If we didn't has noses then we couldn't smell our asses. Thank you and please come again. I use a telephone to make telephone calls.  

Big Al writes...

    Cote, I got a problem.  My ass is so fat that when I sit on the toilet, there's no room to stick my hand down and wipe.  What should I do?

    I've heard of this problem before. Some poeple are sitters and some are standers. I personal have been practicing the hybrid "anti-dingle stance". It's basicaly half sitting and half standing. It allows for optimal wipping potential. This should solve your problem. Btw, I use a bj-200ex printer.

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