Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Dipshit writes...

    Why wont the sounds play god dammit?

    Some people have silent farts and some people have loud trumpet farts. I recommend using Microsoft's Windows Media Player or Winamp. This should make all those silent farts turn into loud trumpet farts. Go Here and Here. You might also want to check to see if you have anything muted in your audio control panel in your system tray (click the speaker near the clock on your taskbar). I use my bare hands when I wrestle with the toilet.

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