Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Poopyploppoop writes...

    You're my hero, how can i be more like you? 

    Very simple. 10 parts air, 15 parts corn, 25 parts shit, 200 parts smelly stink, and 1 part I don't give a shit. Serious though... It takes many years of practice and focus. I wouldn't be here today if I had to work OT tonight. Yes, my butt smells like everyone else's, but my blast is violent. Word.

DrippyShit writes...

    Don't you think it would be a good idea for you put up a section for visitor's to post pictures of their toilets with www.antifart.com on them. Kind of like the cars posted on www.washme.com?

    I'm not scared. Send'em in. Hey, as my good friend would always say, "Every bowl has browner lining". Anyone got a plunger?

Regis writes...

    Is it cooler to say erger or burger?

    This is relative to the thickness of the bowl divided by the area or the pot minus the volume of caca water. e/b=Tb/Ap-V. However, the best solution is a combination of both. Say it like this, "I fucking erger'd my pants with a buger" or "Limp Chili". If you are confused by my response, try swallowing air for 1 minute without burping. Take two of those and call me in the morning. 

Flatulenceholder writes...

    I would like to know where the clip of the cat hitting the wall was obtained from. Thank you...oh, and exactly HOW MUCH natural gas is needed to cause such a propelment?

    I got the cat hitting the wall video off some foreign web site. I think it was Fartanese. There is actual a long story behind the cat. The cat is actually a very small dog pretending to be a really stupid cat chilling on a bed. The dog is a Fartanese Retriever. The Retrievers are very capable fart smellers. They were originally bread to serve the Egyptians for smelly workers when building the Sphinx. When a worker was identified to have farted by the dog, the worker would receive 5 lashing. This was used to keep the workers on-line. Today, the dog looks just like a cat, but it has tons of farts built up over the years. The pressure was handed down from generation to generation. The video is basically a very rare case of documented air discharge. The actually amount of gas is very small. It's about the size of the head of a pin, but it's very dense. I hope that answers your question.

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