Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

ProcrASStinator writes...

    Today I went to the grocery store where people were stocking up for y2k. I saw people with 20 gallons of water and even a guy with a pickup truck full of potatoes. Do you think my three packages of ramen, two boxes of mac and cheese, and a six-pack will be enough?

AskCote writes...

    I dunno, are you still alive? I just shit my pants. You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar (aka Derek's feet). I use a Y in my 2 with my K.

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