Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Monday, January 31, 2000

Fart Juice writes...

    I came out someones butthole today.  Where did I come from?

AskCote Responds...

    This sounds like to me that you have some form of buttocks dilutions. You are a normal human being, but you think that you are a piece of shit hanging from someone's left cheek. Be the bowl! I use the net to surf the web.

 

The Poo Canoe writes...

    Where did I leave my paddle?

AskCote Responds...

    Your paddle is prolly located at the nearest water source. Most people would think to go to the nearest pond or lake. Try the brownie bowl. You'll find, 1) the net, 2) the web, and 3) your paddle. I use a phone.

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