Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Ryan writes...
What do you say before you pass gas in front of someone?
AskCote responds...
Bombs away! Here comes the monkeys. Look out below. I have air in my butt and I would like to share it with you. It takes two cheeks to make a thing go right. Pull my finger. Check out my new belt. Hold the phone. These are just a few of the things I say before I drop a bomb. I use a computer.

Poop writes...
Do these cost money?
AskCote responds...
Yes, but not really. They may cause swelling and redness in the effected area. Sometimes you may splatter the bowl and end up with a receipt with your goods.

Anonymous writes...
Why won't my computer make farting sounds?

AskCote responds...
This could be many things. 1) It might not have a butt. 2) Operator error. 3) Speakers are submerged in water. 4) You don't have a computer, only a abacus 5) You are running Windows 2000. 6) I went to the movie store today and rented Throw Mama From The Bowl. Merry Popins and a happy new dear Abbi.

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