Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Jeremy writes...

    I asked derek about this, but he referred me to you. Sometimes I get these messages in my inbox that remain new forever, no matter how many times I look at them. It's pretty annoying, especially since they stay in my new mail window in the corner of my screen. How do I fix this? Oh, and when is derek going to get his dvd player and new receiver?

AskCote Responds...

    It sounds like you are using Netscape Messenger. Those type of problems(features as Netscape and Jeff would call them) are unavoidable. Netscape is a peice of shit. Derek will get his DVD player as soon as he steps up to the plate. If he can't take the heat, he's got to get out of the kitchen. The last time I saw him was when he was in the bathroom. It's that simple. I use and APEX jpg slide shower. Not only does it show jpg at 12fps it also plays 8 tracks in a predictable random selection.

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