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Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old
questions.
| Saturday, January 15, 2000 |
Dumb dumb trance writes...
What is the Hum Hum Dance?
AskCote responds...
The hum hum dance is a secret North American mating ritual performed by avid toilet humur experts. Find a woman, find a Bowl, and have a blast.
The Poo-Poo Patrol writes...
Guns: gats or straps?
AskCote responds...
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you; For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.....http://www.saved.com/kjv/k40x7.htm.....Did this answer your question Mr. Patrol? Thank you and come again, amen.
Derek writes...
Why don't I have one yet?
AskCote responds...
This is most likly caused by some form of anal disfunction. You may have frequent air blasts and/or pant shitting. Just go out and buy a fucking DVD player and new Receiver already.
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