Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Fat Lenny writes...

    Who killed my mother?

    I shot the sheriff. I spare the woman and little loaflings. I use a cereal bowl to eat my cereal, however, I use a toilet bowl to drop my bombs. Try falling asleep with that thought. 

Dingle Berry writes...

    I want to know more about the man behind the answers. Can you tell us a bit about yourself, oh mystical cote? Do you really use a s19303cc?

    I not only use the s19303cc, but I also use the dingle stitch lifter. It's a handle little device used to harness the power of the loaf blaster. I use genuine AMD Pentium processor.

Jack writes...

    Whasup with dat yo??  Yo, I wants to surf da web, but I dunno hows ta get on the line!  Yo!  Sup, zat what AOL is for?  Can I use the AOL to gets on the line or is that shit wizzack?  Yo, Hook me up, Bithc!

    It Sounds to me like your name is ted and your favorite color is brown. Why is the net so online? Answer: It's not online. It's on the line. I use the internet.

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