Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Bananaman writes...

    Cote, what's that smell?

    Well well well. It looks to me like we have ourselves a stench so fierce it would be considered a bomb. Mr. Bananaman, if you don't mind, I'll call you Tinkle Toe Leap Year Dancer for short. Most people think they can sneak out a little fart every once in a while, but sometimes this process can take a turn for the worse. One day I was sleeping at work. I had eaten a large vat of chili that morning. I normally keep a bottle of Beano handy, but not that day. So I wake up with the grump syndrome and let one slip by. BAM. the fire alarm goes off and everybody evacuates. The fire department comes and classifies it as a natural gas leak. The building is then labeled as a safety hazard and is destroyed. The fucking moral of the story is that you can't judge a book by its cover. I hope that answers your question.

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