Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Fatgirl writes...

    Cote, I know this is a little late, but, would you be my Valentine?

    Show me the money! Okay. Cote is a lean mean shit pooping machine. I celebrate Fart day. That's it. I just bought a new diamond ring for my butt. It's gorgeous. 

Steph writes...

    You gots a date for friday...bitch?

    Yeah I have a date. I have a date with my left cheek. My right cheek might show up later and cause a domestic dispute. I just bought a new LL Mic G frown brown clown. Over and out!

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