Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Toilet writes...

    I am a toilet. A typical work day for me is having someone sit on me, and shit in my mouth. I then flush myself. The only benefit is the paper that is used to wipe your ass is named after me, though it really isn't a fair trade off. I've been thinking about changing my line of work. My question is, what potential exists in this job market with someone of my career experience? Should I look into stocks? Advertising? Retail? Thanks.

AskCote responds...

    After reading your question it has become quite clear to me that you are underpaid and overworked. There is only one solution to your ordeal since you have no other jobs skills. You should organize with all your buddies arcoss the world and form the IBTWBWSH, Internation Brotherhood of Toilet Worker Buddies With a Side of Homefries. You should demand more cleanings, more water, less dingle berries, and larger bowls. Don't settle for anything less! If all else fails, don't use netscape since it sucks for updating askcote. When I shit myself I use Pant-X for dinglelicious control! **Pant-X is a registered tradmark of, Pike: Just Shit It!

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