Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Derek Writes...

    I have heard of an ancient and mystical man who could harness the powers of his own ass. This mysterious technique, called pounding, could unleash rear emissions of astounding volume. 13th century scriptures prophetize the coming of a new anti-christ in the new millenium. Are these rumors true? Will we get to hear and smell such unspeakable powers in our lifetime? Is the world ready for another 'Pounder'?

AskCote responds...

    Rumors? These are not rumors. We are dealing with facts. The man you speak of is alive and well. He lives in a small town know as Rochester. Don't let him fool you into thinking he lives in Wareham. He sits home and harnesses the power of assblasting. He will blast his ass into the space shit hole. He shits his pants regualary and uses alot of smelly crap shit. I can't tell you what state he lives in since I too smell like fucking shitfart juice. Dam, that smells good. I was over Pat's house on saturday and he farted in my face. I use a toothbrush to bush my teeth.

Patkey writes...

    Cote, I need a new video card. I've heard that the Rendition Verite is the mack daddy of ISA-Compatible 3d accleration, is this the right decision? What is the current state of the 3d acceleration hardware industry?

AskCote responds...

    I'd like to thank you for using the web. The net is vast-finite. The Rendition Verite is a fucking peice of asshair. Don't buy that thing. What is the current state of 3D acceleration? There is no state. 3D cards are just a big flim flam. It's all smoke and mirrors. Don't be fooled into buying a 3D card. They don't do anything, but accelerate yourself into chapter 11. I own 3 PCI video cards.

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