Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Iggy writes...

    Cote, why do I have to fight for my right to paaarrrrrr-ty?

    First you need to reach deep, very deep, inside yourself for the answer. It's something that comes from our inercore. The answer is within all of use. The answer has been there since the beginning of man kind and from the day you were born. It's called a fart. You have to fight for the right to paarrrrrr-ty, because if we didn't then we would blow apart. We would explode. KAPEEESH!?!

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