Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Poop Winkle writes...

    Allo chap! Moy Noyme is Gerald Hoggins!  Wither dost thou BROOT when Oy wont to gif BLUDDY ELL TO 'EM?!  EH?!

    These are my thoughts exactly. It looks like you need to stick it in the rubbish, the bloody rubbish. Stick it in the rubbish, you bloody wanker. However, I am having a hard time interpreting your question. It looks like you are using some form of a project dialect from the east side. If this is true, then you would be asking: "Where the fuck is my pancakes, bitch". Try going down to your local super market and pick up some Bisquick. Bonaparte! I use training wheels on my Harley.

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