Old Farting Advice
This is where I store old questions.

Freddie writes...

    Net?

    First let me start off by saying, "I just shit my pants and I like it". I am glad I got that "out of the way". Get it? HAHAHAH. Shut the fuck up. The net makes my shorts feels warm and brown. Sometimes it makes me want to dance around the town like a fucking clown. Sometimes you just have to drop a bomb. For example, I just emitted wind from my anus. I hope this doesn't answer your question. Talk to the fucking hand! 

O.G. Readmore writes...

    Web?

    This question makes my dingles berries jingle. Don't jump the gun. Fell the web. Be the web. Touch the web. Get the picture? I certainly do. Some people say, "it's like comparing apples and oranges". I say, "fuck you bitch, where's my sandwich?". It's ok to be different. Word.

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